there are two types of crushes:
1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”
2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
there is no in between
(via optimus--prine)
but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
Which one of you assholes brought this back
(via methcloud)
yes but how old is the sport
(via lordbaka)
if i dont text back its becuase i replied in my mind but was too lazy to physically reply and im really sorry im the worst kind of person
(Source: trvpcard, via escape---reality)
